Personalized Age Taught Me Long Sleeve Creeper. If age has taught me one thing, it's that young people are stupid. Funny birthday gift or any time gift for your favorite old person! For chillier weather, dress baby in this soft long sleeve creeper in a great fitting 1x1 baby rib. 5.0 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton, 1x1 baby rib. White is sewn with 100% cotton thread, Flatlock seams, Double-needle stitched rib binding on neck, shoulders, sleeves and leg openings,Reinforced three-snap closure on binding.