Personalized Old As Dirt Adult Apron. Old as dirt, and just as lively. When you're way over the hill and you were on a first name basis with fossils, this is for you! Funny birthday gift for your favorite senior citizen! This Full-Length Apron with Pockets is designed for both functionality and comfort. Made from a durable poly/cotton blend, it offers excellent protection against spills and stains, making it ideal for cooking, baking, crafting, and more. The apron features two spacious front pockets, perfect for holding utensils, recipe cards, or other essentials. With adjustable neck straps and waist ties, it ensures a secure and comfortable fit for all body types. Available in a variety of colors to suit your style.