Personalized Old As Dirt Newborn Bib. Old as dirt, and just as lively. When you're way over the hill and you were on a first name basis with fossils, this is for you! Funny birthday gift for your favorite senior citizen! This Newborn Jersey Bib is the ideal accessory for your little one's first months. Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton jersey, it provides unbeatable softness and absorbency, perfect for delicate newborn skin. The hook and loop closure ensures a secure and gentle fit while making it easy to put on and take off. Lightweight and compact, this bib is designed to handle drool, spit-up, and small spills with ease. Available in versatile colors, it's a must-have for new parents seeking quality and style.