Personalized Old As Dirt Toddler T-Shirt. Old as dirt, and just as lively. When you're way over the hill and you were on a first name basis with fossils, this is for you! Funny birthday gift for your favorite senior citizen! A toddler-soft cotton tee in look-at-me, big kid colors. 4.5 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton. White is sewn with 100% cotton thread. Topstitched rib crew neck. Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping.