Personalized Retired Badass Toddler Long Sleeve T-Shirt. I am called a retired badass, because I'm way too cool to be called a U.S. veteran. Great gift for any military veteran who is a badass! A classic for Fall, Winter and Spring, these long sleeve toddler t-shirts are sure to be a staple in your child's wardrobe. Whether layered or alone, this t-shirt is soft yet durable enough to stand up to your toddler's playtime demands.