Personalized You're Still Talking Adult Apron. Despite the look on my face, you're still talking. Funny sarcastic shirt to let people know you don't want to hear them. Ever. Now go away. Great gift for the misanthrope! This Full-Length Apron with Pockets is designed for both functionality and comfort. Made from a durable poly/cotton blend, it offers excellent protection against spills and stains, making it ideal for cooking, baking, crafting, and more. The apron features two spacious front pockets, perfect for holding utensils, recipe cards, or other essentials. With adjustable neck straps and waist ties, it ensures a secure and comfortable fit for all body types. Available in a variety of colors to suit your style.