Personalized Zoologically Improbable Long Sleeve T-Shirt. Zoologically Improbable and or Terrifying to Small Children. As warnings go, it's a good one. Pre-shrunk 100% cotton 6.1 ounce long sleeve t-shirt. Double-needle stitched neckline and sleeves. Quarter turned. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping. Adult: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL