Personalized Zoologically Improbable Toddler Long Sleeve T-Shirt. Zoologically Improbable and or Terrifying to Small Children. As warnings go, it's a good one. A classic for Fall, Winter and Spring, these long sleeve toddler t-shirts are sure to be a staple in your child's wardrobe. Whether layered or alone, this t-shirt is soft yet durable enough to stand up to your toddler's playtime demands.